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MylilPwny
2010-09-27, 14:03
weapon, the repairtool

tux83
2010-09-27, 14:10
he sneaked up

MylilPwny
2010-09-27, 14:48
together with Champ78

tux83
2010-09-27, 15:13
and put the

JohnnyPara
2010-09-29, 12:33
repairtool into his

tux83
2010-09-30, 12:54
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his

ass and started

Vercetti
2010-09-30, 16:17
Are we talking about my ass now :-)

to clean it.

JohnnyPara
2010-09-30, 22:10
But there was

tux83
2010-10-01, 00:18
something stuck in

JohnnyPara
2010-10-01, 14:58
his big hole

C4b4nossi
2010-10-02, 09:11
which was not

JohnnyPara
2010-10-02, 09:55
easy to remove.

tux83
2010-10-02, 11:54
Pwny got his

JohnnyPara
2010-10-02, 14:40
toothbrush and started

tux83
2010-10-04, 15:06
moving it around

MylilPwny
2010-10-04, 15:54
inside Vercetti and

tux83
2010-10-04, 16:11
found something very

JohnnyPara
2010-10-04, 21:02
smelly and weird.

tux83
2010-10-04, 21:52
that must have

MylilPwny
2010-10-04, 22:14
been Smileyxx package

tux83
2010-10-04, 22:19
that MI-six used

JohnnyPara
2010-10-04, 22:37
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used

to rape Zeppis.

tux83
2010-10-04, 23:40
Because he didn't

MylilPwny
2010-10-05, 00:32
know about certain

tux83
2010-10-05, 00:36
important things that

JohnnyPara
2010-10-05, 07:50
was happening in

tux83
2010-10-05, 10:18
the bedroom of

JohnnyPara
2010-10-07, 08:02
Champ and Smokies,

MylilPwny
2010-10-07, 11:06
they were planning

JohnnyPara
2010-10-07, 12:11
some sort of

tux83
2010-10-07, 12:21
bed party with

Champ
2010-10-07, 12:44
whipped cream and

Vercetti
2010-10-07, 15:33
Chocolate flavoured strawberries.

JohnnyPara
2010-10-08, 01:29
Then Zanna came

tux83
2010-10-08, 19:12
in the bedroom

Simonvw1
2010-10-08, 20:22
and stolen the

tux83
2010-10-08, 21:31
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.

Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the

underpants of them

Simonvw1
2010-10-09, 07:59
but a camper

JohnnyPara
2010-10-09, 10:55
saw her and

Simonvw1
2010-10-09, 11:31
throwt a C4

JohnnyPara
2010-10-09, 12:17
on her back.

tux83
2010-10-09, 12:45
She was trying

C4b4nossi
2010-10-09, 12:50
hard to fill

tux83
2010-10-09, 18:12
the C4 in

JohnnyPara
2010-10-09, 22:53
her own bra

tux83
2010-10-09, 23:58
because her big

MylilPwny
2010-10-10, 01:19
Intelligence was stopping

JohnnyPara
2010-10-10, 09:54
her sence of

tux83
2010-10-10, 12:15
humor and she

MylilPwny
2010-10-10, 12:47
turned to someone

JohnnyPara
2010-10-10, 13:55
handsome like JohnnyPara.

Champ
2010-10-10, 16:18
to get pregnant ?

tux83
2010-10-10, 19:58
after nine months

JohnnyPara
2010-10-11, 19:00
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.

Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the underpants of them but a camper saw her and throw a C4 on her back. She was trying hard to fill the C4 in her own bra because her big intelligence was stopping her sence of humor and she turned to someone handsome like JohnnyPara to get pregnant. After nine months

a beautiful baby

tux83
2010-10-11, 22:39
was born and

JohnnyPara
2010-10-11, 23:41
they named him

Champ
2010-10-12, 01:11
Odd Willy. He

tux83
2010-10-12, 10:35
is named after

JohnnyPara
2010-10-12, 21:03
Will Smith who

MylilPwny
2010-10-12, 21:39
Had a major

tux83
2010-10-12, 22:49
problem with Wild

Champ
2010-10-12, 23:07
Elephants and Pwnies.

JohnnyPara
2010-10-13, 00:52
The baby learned

tux83
2010-10-13, 18:21
to use guns

JohnnyPara
2010-10-13, 20:26
,knifes and C4

tux83
2010-10-14, 11:34
. He put the

JohnnyPara
2010-10-14, 12:11
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.

Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the underpants of them but a camper saw her and throw a C4 on her back. She was trying hard to fill the C4 in her own bra because her big intelligence was stopping her sence of humor and she turned to someone handsome like JohnnyPara to get pregnant. After nine months a beautiful baby was born and they named him Odd Willy. He is named after Will Smith who had a major problem with wild elephants and Pwnies.

The baby learned to use guns, knifes and C4. He put the

bullets of the

tux83
2010-10-14, 12:24
gun, in the

JohnnyPara
2010-10-14, 18:43
sandwich of Zeppis

tux83
2010-10-15, 11:19
, when he ate


(by the way how long are we gonna continue this lol?)

JohnnyPara
2010-10-15, 11:53
it, some bullets...

tux83
2010-10-16, 22:29
got stuck in

JohnnyPara
2010-10-16, 23:01
his throat and

Champ
2010-10-17, 00:45
he choked and

JohnnyPara
2010-10-17, 02:12
fell down on

Champ
2010-10-17, 03:32
on his knees.

JohnnyPara
2010-10-17, 09:52
The bullets fell

tux83
2010-10-17, 12:34
out of his

JohnnyPara
2010-10-17, 17:24
Throat and exploded

tux83
2010-10-18, 10:37
on the ground

JohnnyPara
2010-10-18, 12:04
. Also Zeppis' legs

jaskaman
2010-10-18, 12:20
were wide open

JohnnyPara
2010-10-18, 22:33
and Zanna decided

jaskaman
2010-10-19, 09:08
to do special

tux83
2010-10-19, 10:36
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.

Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the underpants of them but a camper saw her and throw a C4 on her back. She was trying hard to fill the C4 in her own bra because her big intelligence was stopping her sence of humor and she turned to someone handsome like JohnnyPara to get pregnant. After nine months a beautiful baby was born and they named him Odd Willy. He is named after Will Smith who had a major problem with wild elephants and Pwnies.

The baby learned to use guns, knifes and C4. He put the bullets of the gun, in the sandwich of Zeppis, when he ate it, some bullets got stuck in his throat and he choked and fell down on on his knees. The bullets fell out of his throat and exploded on the ground. Also Zeppis' legs were wide open and Zanna decided to do special

things with that

JohnnyPara
2010-10-19, 11:48
very small willy.

tux83
2010-10-21, 14:30
But she couldn't

Vercetti
2010-10-21, 14:48
find that smelly...

JohnnyPara
2010-10-21, 18:22
,hairy little thing.

tux83
2010-10-21, 19:14
of Zeppis, so

JohnnyPara
2010-10-21, 21:50
she took some

tux83
2010-10-22, 11:06
viagra for him

JohnnyPara
2010-10-22, 11:33
and waited till

tux83
2010-10-22, 14:47
it started working

JohnnyPara
2010-10-22, 19:26
Finally something appeared

jaskaman
2010-10-22, 20:03
but not convincing

JohnnyPara
2010-10-22, 20:42
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.

Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the underpants of them but a camper saw her and throw a C4 on her back. She was trying hard to fill the C4 in her own bra because her big intelligence was stopping her sence of humor and she turned to someone handsome like JohnnyPara to get pregnant. After nine months a beautiful baby was born and they named him Odd Willy. He is named after Will Smith who had a major problem with wild elephants and Pwnies.

The baby learned to use guns, knifes and C4. He put the bullets of the gun, in the sandwich of Zeppis, when he ate it, some bullets got stuck in his throat and he choked and fell down on on his knees. The bullets fell out of his throat and exploded on the ground. Also Zeppis' legs were wide open and Zanna decided to do special things with that very small willy.

But she couldn't find that smelly, hairly little thing of Zeppis, so she took some viagra for him and waited till it started working. Finally something appeared, but not convincing....

so she called

tux83
2010-10-24, 18:34
a sexy friend

N00ter
2010-10-24, 20:30
who arrived in

tux83
2010-10-24, 20:53
a few minutes

JohnnyPara
2010-10-24, 20:53
with a submarine

tux83
2010-10-24, 22:24
because she lives

JohnnyPara
2010-10-25, 00:53
in Atlantis with

tux83
2010-10-25, 10:30
fish and other

jaskaman
2010-10-25, 11:07
beautiful mermaids who

JohnnyPara
2010-10-25, 19:59
like to suck

tux83
2010-10-26, 01:59
water, because they

jaskaman
2010-10-26, 08:33
don't have other

tux83
2010-10-26, 10:56
things to suck

Lennna
2010-10-26, 11:15
except some big

Mothug
2010-10-26, 14:00
underwater lolliepops that

N00ter
2010-10-26, 15:05
come out of

JohnnyPara
2010-10-26, 19:29
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.

Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the underpants of them but a camper saw her and throw a C4 on her back. She was trying hard to fill the C4 in her own bra because her big intelligence was stopping her sence of humor and she turned to someone handsome like JohnnyPara to get pregnant. After nine months a beautiful baby was born and they named him Odd Willy. He is named after Will Smith who had a major problem with wild elephants and Pwnies.

The baby learned to use guns, knifes and C4. He put the bullets of the gun, in the sandwich of Zeppis, when he ate it, some bullets got stuck in his throat and he choked and fell down on on his knees. The bullets fell out of his throat and exploded on the ground. Also Zeppis' legs were wide open and Zanna decided to do special things with that very small willy.

But she couldn't find that smelly, hairly little thing of Zeppis, so she took some viagra for him and waited till it started working. Finally something appeared, but not convincing so she called a sexy friend who arrived in a few minutes with a submarine because she lives in Atlantis with fish and other beautiful mermaids who like to suck water because they don't have other things to suck except some big underwater lolliepops that come out of F-son's magic ass.

Mothug
2010-10-27, 17:46
Something simular to

JohnnyPara
2010-10-28, 09:51
the lolliepops that

tux83
2010-10-28, 12:49
pop out of

JohnnyPara
2010-10-28, 17:06
the nose-holes of

Mothug
2010-10-30, 03:33
the ulgy massive

app3l
2010-11-01, 07:34
Hard on off

JohnnyPara
2010-11-05, 20:38
App3l. The submarine......

tux83
2010-11-11, 13:22
had a leak

JohnnyPara
2010-11-12, 07:01
and sank to

app3l
2010-11-12, 07:28
The biggest ÂÂ*crack

tux83
2010-11-12, 09:25
in the ocean

app3l
2010-11-12, 09:52
But Mr.Thole of

Mathes
2010-11-12, 19:50
Ikea failed to

JohnnyPara
2010-11-13, 01:41
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.

Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the underpants of them but a camper saw her and throw a C4 on her back. She was trying hard to fill the C4 in her own bra because her big intelligence was stopping her sence of humor and she turned to someone handsome like JohnnyPara to get pregnant. After nine months a beautiful baby was born and they named him Odd Willy. He is named after Will Smith who had a major problem with wild elephants and Pwnies.

The baby learned to use guns, knifes and C4. He put the bullets of the gun, in the sandwich of Zeppis, when he ate it, some bullets got stuck in his throat and he choked and fell down on on his knees. The bullets fell out of his throat and exploded on the ground. Also Zeppis' legs were wide open and Zanna decided to do special things with that very small willy.

But she couldn't find that smelly, hairly little thing of Zeppis, so she took some viagra for him and waited till it started working. Finally something appeared, but not convincing so she called a sexy friend who arrived in a few minutes with a submarine because she lives in Atlantis with fish and other beautiful mermaids who like to suck water because they don't have other things to suck except some big underwater lolliepops that come out of F-son's magic ass. Something simular to the lolliepops that pop out of the nose-holes of the ulgy massive Hard on off App3l. The submarine had a leak and sank to the ÂÂ*biggest crack in the ocean.

But Mr.Thole of Ikea failed to

catch it and

JohnnyPara
2010-11-24, 08:22
asked dr.Lost to

Mathes
2010-11-24, 15:54
Make an commercial

HardestNoob
2010-11-24, 16:08
about supersized beds

Lennna
2010-11-24, 16:14
with some nasty

BubbaNL
2010-11-24, 16:53
shrimps and worms

JohnnyPara
2010-11-24, 19:33
and fishsticks on.

Bawls
2010-11-24, 21:41
And it came to

tux83
2010-11-25, 00:51
to the big

to was too much :P

BubbaNL
2010-11-25, 09:24
and the almighty

JohnnyPara
2010-11-25, 13:11
dog of Lennna

zeppis
2010-12-04, 11:07
Hahaha omg you guys and girls and ofc last but not least, Johnny ÂÂ*:D
It seems that you have raped me totally here ÂÂ*:D
This story look´s just awsome :)

JohnnyPara
2010-12-04, 21:19
Hehe lol. We love you Zeppis, so you get a special story line in our story.
So let's continue:

.....
And it came to the big and the almighty dog of Lenna...

that shitted in...

smutzigeharry
2010-12-05, 03:58
a great trashbin

smutzigeharry
2010-12-07, 02:18
a great trashbin

i didnt post this!!! who's hacking my account??

EDIT: Nobody hacked it...the staff is able to edit your post. ÂÂ* ÂÂ*<---- Lennna

Theadm
2010-12-21, 11:43
that sudernly melted

JohnnyPara
2010-12-21, 13:05
For long time it has been hard to play battlefield heroes with a Penguin look in the face, but after some magazines of bullets my mom said "Hey you little idiot, start playing a proper game or I will pick up your balls and throw them in the food-processor together with your mouse and dignity".

This statement scared the shit out of the little boy's ass. He ran away to seek out if bad company 2 really was the greatest game ever, but he discovered that his mom smoked a joint. He totally freaked out. He told her he was impressed by the huge joint she made, but he also gave her a M16 to shoot her little hairy beaver in the face.

With make-up on she ran to the nearest sexclub and showed her boobs to all and was giving little smelly queefs in front of all those dirty horny old guys. The Guys clapped in their hands to show their respect to the huge boobies and tight asses from the early morning push-ups and sit-ups. Old-Guys wanted to drink a beer, because a beer makes them very trigger happy and motivated to kill the atmosphere inside dirty smelly underwear which tends to smell a lot when it is re- decorated with brown (and yellow).

After the show 'girls gone wild' The OldGuys went out to another strip club but this time it was too late and the girls were very tired and decided to steal a car in hope that they could sell whats left of it after racing through the city. But women driving is a bad-idea and the OldGuys put C-4 on to make everyone explode to death. There were parts all over the place and the CSI came to Odda City. There seemed to be a problem with the GPS signal so they couldn't find the shithole where santa-claus lives. They also couldn't know that where Champ and Kimmen went to get some wild tigers, there was many problems with the cages for the computer and throw 3 crates beer to every OG-member.

So the tigers drunk the beers that were poisoned and ended up in horrible pain which only MI-six can end by his beloved shotty. He put the keys of the tank in the hands of a national gunner who fail to start the engine, but did succeed in finding the key-hole of the secret suicide switch that was only missing a crucial part that was needed to detonate the smelly bombs behind he tank and also the special, no super special high-explosive dildo rockets. After a while a submarine came close to eliminate all penguins on Isla Innocentes but then came Johnny but he fell and HelloKitty laughed so hard that zeppis had to give mouth-to-mouth to his smiley face but after that HelloKitty got pissed and he shot him with Carl-Gustav.

Hellokitty realized that what he just did was totally awesome because boy-on-boy action excites him totally. If he can be the big Ron Jeremy as he always wanted to so he applied together with F-son to a Swedish gay gamers community and they will game Medal of honor and sleep together with dead pinguins. There they will make high-quality in-game-porn with Vercetti productions and JohnnyPara's sextoys in MyLilPwny's bedroom. MyLilPwny will participate killing all gays while having fantasies about dropping the soap and getting raped by 10 black-guys in the shower and being gagged with a jerk-off-sock. He likes this, Ohyes he does!

Enough about Mylilpwny, how about Johnny-Para´s sextoys under the bed, between F-Son´s naked dirty pictures which were taken by Hellokitty while they were drunk, and they thought: who will find out? But after killing all of the gays with carl-gustavs, CSI team zeppis and team Vercetti came to the crime-scene and found all the dirty sexy naked pictures with Hello-Kitty, F-Son, Mylilpwny and Johnny-Para together in Odda.

But then Vercetti dropped his pants and showed tattoo on his big ass, that he got from Mi-six because he loves to show off all the pathetic dance moves he earned from DrakoVII, but he forgot that behind the door, someone was trying to shoot with a tracer, but failed to hit the chopper and he got so angry that he got his knife and started to get crazy. Re ran around with a big hope and expectations from MylilPwny's help, but Pwny was depressed by Vercetti his little thing weapon and fight skills that sucked.

So he decided to kill vercetti with his favourite weapon, the repairtool, he sneaked up together with Champ78 and put the repairtool into his ass and started to clean it. But there was something stuck in his big hole which was not easy to remove. Pwny got his toothbrush and started moving it around inside Vercetti and found something very smelly and weird . That must have been Smileyxx package that MI-six used to rape Zeppis.

Because he didn't know about certain important things that was happening in the bedroom of Champ and Smokies, they were planning some sort of bed party with whipped cream and chocolate flavoured strawberries. Then Zanna came in the bedroom and stolen the underpants of them but a camper saw her and throw a C4 on her back. She was trying hard to fill the C4 in her own bra because her big intelligence was stopping her sence of humor and she turned to someone handsome like JohnnyPara to get pregnant. After nine months a beautiful baby was born and they named him Odd Willy. He is named after Will Smith who had a major problem with wild elephants and Pwnies.

The baby learned to use guns, knifes and C4. He put the bullets of the gun, in the sandwich of Zeppis, when he ate it, some bullets got stuck in his throat and he choked and fell down on on his knees. The bullets fell out of his throat and exploded on the ground. Also Zeppis' legs were wide open and Zanna decided to do special things with that very small willy.

But she couldn't find that smelly, hairly little thing of Zeppis, so she took some viagra for him and waited till it started working. Finally something appeared, but not convincing so she called a sexy friend who arrived in a few minutes with a submarine because she lives in Atlantis with fish and other beautiful mermaids who like to suck water because they don't have other things to suck except some big underwater lolliepops that come out of F-son's magic ass. Something simular to the lolliepops that pop out of the nose-holes of the ulgy massive Hard on off App3l. The submarine had a leak and sank to the ÂÂ*biggest crack in the ocean.

But Mr.Thole of Ikea failed to catch it and asked dr.Lost to Make an commercial about supersized beds with some nasty shrimps and worms and fishsticks on. And it came to the big and the almighty dog of Lennna that shitted in a great trashbin that sudernly melted.

Then a cat

Theadm
2010-12-21, 15:03
was walking past

JohnnyPara
2010-12-22, 02:23
Lennna's dog and

Vercetti
2011-03-24, 22:52
Took another crap

Mathes
2011-03-24, 22:53
and bumped offtopic

Ezi3
2011-05-01, 23:58
with a hammer

Musica
2011-05-02, 11:01
used for banning

app3l
2011-05-03, 07:35
The almighty vercetti

Hidde
2011-05-03, 10:43
from the Netherlands

Vercetti
2011-05-05, 02:35
was wondering if...

app3l
2011-05-05, 09:37
My dick grew

Hidde
2011-05-05, 10:39
by eating OG-keycords

error.exe
2011-06-04, 23:19
(time to reopen this; BUMP)

while getting his

MacGyver
2011-11-08, 22:51
thingie nicely eaten.

Vercetti
2012-11-03, 01:38
When bumping this....

ExLee
2012-11-03, 07:37
...gets us nowhere...

Vercetti
2012-11-04, 13:19
I don't know....

0daro0
2012-11-04, 23:36
knock knock knock

zladuric
2012-11-05, 08:29
said the waitress

JohnnyPara
2014-11-02, 00:45
Who was sitting

MylilPwny
2014-11-02, 00:48
under the table

Vercetti
2014-11-11, 22:42
. She wanted to.....

SkinnyG
2014-11-12, 13:35
Pick up a

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Vercetti
2014-11-12, 18:12
Old and handsome...

SkinnyG
2014-11-13, 15:27
broomstick that she...

SkinnyG
2014-11-25, 14:20
slowly inserted in

L00_Cyph3r
2014-11-26, 00:48
her keyhole that

SkinnyG
2014-11-26, 06:07
Normally would only

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L00_Cyph3r
2014-11-26, 08:41
would unlock with

Vercetti
2014-11-26, 08:56
The words FHRITP! !!!!!

SkinnyG
2014-11-26, 16:18
Which is hilareous [emoji23]

L00_Cyph3r
2014-11-26, 16:19
When you're watching

Vercetti
2014-11-26, 16:41
Channel 5 news

SkinnyG
2014-11-26, 22:15
just before you