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<strong>DELETED</strong>
2010-06-08, 02:11
I just wanted to make this topic, like i do on every forum im on. It's pretty fun :)

- I'll start:

Your mom is so fat, that when she is standing on the weight, she can see her phone number! ﾃつ*:wink:

Your mom is so fat, that when she is out and swim, the wales sings "We are family" :D

.. Want some more from others.

Regards


// Bayliss
Vercetti
2010-06-08, 07:52
Your mom is so fat, that when I did her last night and rolled over 3 times, I was still on top!
<strong>DELETED</strong>
2010-06-08, 14:17
Haha, love them! ﾃつ*:D

- Your mom is so stupid, that if you putted a dick under a glass table, she would break her nose!
Vercetti
2010-06-08, 14:33
Your mom is so fat, that she gets a group discount when she goes to the restaurant.
<strong>DELETED</strong>
2010-06-08, 14:50
Haha! :D
That was really a good one :P
JohnnyPara
2010-06-08, 16:24
Your mom is so fat, that if see put on a green or red overall, see can lay in the sea as a fairway marker for the ships.
JohnnyPara
2010-06-08, 16:25
Your mom is so fat that se won the world championships on slope rolling.
<strong>DELETED</strong>
2010-06-08, 19:37
Your mom is so ugly, that it only can be your mom ﾃつ*:wink:
tux83
2010-06-09, 15:42
Your mom is so fat her ass even has it's own postcode!
<strong>DELETED</strong>
2010-06-09, 16:08
Your mom is so stupid, that she would break her leg when she got hitted by a parked car! :D
007Agent007
2010-06-09, 20:16
Your mom is so fat and stupid, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are K.F.C
Vercetti
2010-06-09, 20:30
Your mom is so fat and stupid, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are K.F.C
AHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHA :-)

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
<strong>DELETED</strong>
2010-06-09, 21:36
I don't understand.. Why those K.F.C ? ﾃつ*:?
tux83
2010-06-09, 21:42
I don't understand.. Why those K.F.C ? ﾃつ*:?
Kentucky Fried Chicked, fastfood ;) just like mcDonalds and BurgerKing but then with only chicken
Vercetti
2010-06-09, 22:11
I don't understand.. Why those K.F.C ? ﾃつ*:?
Kentucky Fried Chicked, fastfood ;) just like mcDonalds and BurgerKing but then with only chicken

Rofl :-)
N00ter
2010-06-10, 17:38
Your mom is so fat and stupid, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are K.F.C
AHHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHHA :-)

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Be nice to Free Willy!